Monday, August 25, 2008

ABOUT ME, BESSIE

Hello!

Hola!

I am Bessie Knots, probably the most unheard of person in the Libertarian Party of the U.S. But this is going to change, and soon, I hope.

I grew up in the lonely country of North Dakota, in the state's capital, Bismarck. I had a lovely childhood, living with my mother, Bella, father, Brian, and sister, Bonnie. At a very young age, I was fascinated by politics and the way our country works. My dream as a child was to someday become president. I worked hard throughout my high school years to graduate with high honors and never miss a day of school. My work paid off, and I traveled to Oxford on a scholorship. I graduated with my major being Political Theory. While attending college, I met the love of my life, Mrs. Yolanda I. Buff. We were married and soon adopted a child, by the name of Chuck Morris, from China.

We moved to the U.S., where I invested in stockmarket and made my living. Yolanda started her own, now sucessful, practice as a pyschologist. All the while, I was campaigning and letting myself be known to the Libertarian Party's representatives.

Things did not go so well. I am still unknown, although my dream lives on. I hope that I have educated you about my past, present, and what I hope to have in my future. I thank you for your time.

Yours,

Bessie Knots

2 comments:

endodoc said...

You are so right about some of these issues!! best of luck! Is your given name Bessie? I am willing to be a campaign worker after September 1st. I will be back in the country from my Peace Corps trip.

Bessie Knots said...

Its about time we have a president who knows there stuff!